ME… ONLY NOT

There is a contentious thing happening in the writing world here in 2026. I’ve touched on it a few times here. It’s all over publishing newsletters and podcasts. And if you happen to be a Draft2Digital user, you know it has caused them to introduce fees for the first time in their history. AI is… Continue reading ME… ONLY NOT

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC SPAM

Hello, hoopy froods of the internet! It is I, the Random Writerâ„¢… also from the internet, bringing you all the news that doesn’t actually exist. Yeah, I lead a boring life. Don’t tell anyone. For this month’s topic, I wanted to bring up a strange phenomenon that’s been happening lately. Apparently a spambot or twelve… Continue reading WEIRDLY SPECIFIC SPAM

THE WRITING PROCESS

Happy… I guess by the time this posts it will be February, but (full disclosure) I’m writing this about two weeks ahead of that. I’m currently in the biweekly Gaming Groupies Writers’ Club session with the person I said I needed to pseudonym going forward. (He’s asked that I refer to him as Kalen in… Continue reading THE WRITING PROCESS

GOALS ARE BACK

Happy New Year, imaginary people of the internet! Last year, I did not make a 2025 goals post. I did not recap how badly I failed in my 2024 goals. (It was bad, actually. I failed NaNoWriMo for the first — and last — time ever due to waking up blind. And because I had… Continue reading GOALS ARE BACK

THE LONG ROAD TO RESTORING VISION

So it’s been another minute or two since we last had a chance to catch up. A few things have happened in that time. Some amazing. Some not so much. Here’s the short version: On October 21, 2025, I had surgery on my right eye. As late as November, I still had a little residual… Continue reading THE LONG ROAD TO RESTORING VISION

WE’RE BACK, GLITCHES!

Hey there. You may not remember me. My name is (not actually) Darren Blake. I’m a random writer from the internet who tries to entertain, inform, educate, and just make a general mockery of the writing life. And I’ve been gone. Like, for a while. As you may or may not remember, if you are… Continue reading WE’RE BACK, GLITCHES!

FEAR AND EXPECTATION

Six years ago, when I published Seeing Red, I had zero fear and zero expectation. I wanted to give this “self publishing” thing a try, but I kept my personal stakes low. Based on all my other forays into “the public eye,” having high hopes would lead to massive disappointment. (In the misspent youth of… Continue reading FEAR AND EXPECTATION

SHOTS NOT TAKEN

There is a saying. I believe it was originally some kind of sportsball quote but has been paraphrased to death. I hear it all the time lately, because it is a lyric in a song that’s on one of my “frequently listened” playlists. I’ve even looked up the quote for the purpose of this blog… Continue reading SHOTS NOT TAKEN